The best lines from Sunnydale

“Giles, come one, budge? No one likes an unbudger.”

“Thank you for the offer, but I think I just want to get back to my normal routine. You know, school, slaying, kid stuff.”

“Hellmouth presents dead guys on ice.”

“Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.”

“Mom, what are you doing here?”

“I'm sorry, I've pretty much repressed anything math related.”

“I wish we could be regular kids.”

“I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.”

“I hate it when they drown me.”

“A race of female demon warriors... who celebrate victory in battle by eating their foes. They couldn't just pour Gatorade on each other?”

“Sure. If you'll excuse me, I'll have to go back helping to save some lives. Carry on, I know you have some important accessorizing to do.”

“Um, could we go back to the haunted house? Cause, this is creeping me out.  ”

“Think of the happy. If we don't find what we're looking for, we face an apocalypse.  ”

“And if he bit me, what then?”

“Any idea which college you might be attending so we can calculate minimum safe distance.”

“I knew this "I'm the only one, I'm the only one" thing was just an attention getter.”

“So Cor, you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation or just going with a haltertop tonight?”

“Ohh gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia. Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever.”

“They're probably loaded with supplies. Gotta think. I can't believe I had sex. Okay, bombs. Already dead guys with bombs.”

“And thank you so much for your support!”

“How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?”

“Willow: Do I have to tie you two together? Buffy: We almost, but... Willow: Well, get with it - I need my vicarious smoochies.  ”

“Ooh, I can help. Chemistry is easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.”

“I'm not an age group. I'm me, Willow group.”

“I don't know though. He is a senior.”

“Come on Buffy, I mean, the guy is charm. And normal, which is what you wanted to get back to.”

“Still, we were getting good. We dusted 9 out of 10-”

“Well, he saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sorta makes me like him again.”

“No fun. She didn't even hardly fight.”

“I like you at bedtime. You actually said that?”

“The next threat maybe something quite different.”

“Giles: That was an incredibly ... dangerous spell for an adept at your level. Willow: Yep. Won't be trying that one again soon.  ”

“So, Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you.”

“Is everything in order for the party?”

“And as The Watcher, I forbid it.”

“It's not over. I suppose you know that.”

“If Druscilla is alive, it could be a cataclysmic sort of affairs.”

“No really, I don't think it went in too deep. Advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.”

“After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that the Handbook would of no use in your case.”

“Giles: Perhaps there's some form of rehabilitation we just haven't thought about. Willow: And if not, ass-kicking makes a solid Plan B.  ”

“I know. You were too busy rushing off to die for your beloved Buffy. You'd never die for me.”

“I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.”

“And once again, the gold medal in the being wrong event goes to Xander, I'm as stupid as I look, Harris.”

“Angel is a good vampire, he would never hurt you.”

“We do have to test your coolness factor. You're from LA, so you can skip the written. Let's see. Vamp nail polish.”

“Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?”

“They doesn't even speak american.”

“Gee Xander, what are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loserbeing?”

“I don't think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to.”

“Hey, get your grubby custodial hands off that. That hairspray cost $45 and it's imported.”

“No thanks. Been there, done that. Deja vu just isn't what it used to be.”

“Hello lover. I wasn't sure you'd come.”

“I knew this was gonna happen.”

“Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there, it's an over rated pleasure.”

“I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop.”

“We're just gettin' started.”

“What are you saying? You wanna have a date?”

“We'll have to do this again sometime.”

“Passion. It lies in all of us- sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir- open it's jaws and howl.”

“I saw you before you became The Slayer.”

“You will do well to worry less about Dru and more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with.”

“A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.”

“Spike: Well I'm not the one who wanted, "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance. Buffy: That was the spell.  ”

“Spike: Xander, don't you care about me. Xander: Shut up! Spike: We never talk. Xander: Shut up! Spike: Xaaannnder.  ”

“You were my sire, man. You were my...Yoda.”

“I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate. But, we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre you know.”

“Well, this is just... neat.”

“You want me to tear this place apart, you bloody poof?  ”

“Spike: Well. Hello, Harm. Harmony: Spikey. I mean, Spike. Spike: Long time. You look good. Harmony: I feel good. Spike: I remember.  ”

“You ever hear them saying the blood of a Slayer is a powerful aphrodisiac? Here, now... have a taste.  ”

“We should figure out what kind of deal this is. I mean, is it a gathering, a shindig, or a hootnany.”

“I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down.”

“So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?”

“See, our band is kind of moving toward this new sound where... we suck, so we practice”

“I'm going through some changes.”

“Just a thought Buffy. But do you think all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?”

“I mock you with my monkey pants.”

“I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town.”

“Well, I like it. I think you should call it patches.”

“Still all new. I don't know what the hell is going on.”

“Training? As in kicking, punching, stabbing?”

“That was great, I gotta shower.”

“That one is for your mom. They're pretty crappy.”

“You, you just can't stop Nancy Drewing, can ya?”

“Which means that he was killed during the day.”

“Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't a one Slayer guy.”

“You sent your boy to kill me.”

“Check out the lust bunnies.”

“You're confused Twinkie. Let me clear you up. Vampire, slayer, dead vampire.”

“Something made us different, we're warriors. We were built to kill.”

“You go to the tailor and pick up my outfit from everyday woman.”

“Ooh, looks like I interrupted a secret meeting.”

“Honestly, don't you ever think about anything except boys and clothes?”

“Joyce: I've missed you. Faith in Buffy: 'Cause I haven't visited, right? I knew it.  ”

“Admit it. Some days don't you wanna just wake up and say to hell with the diet?”

“I'm here because I'm worried about you two... in general.”

“Oh well, I guess that was the talk.”

“So, does 17 feel any different from sixteen?”

“Are you in love with him?”

“Now we are gonna get some action.”

“In fact, I am here to watch... girls. Uh... Buffy and Faith to be specific.”

“Well now, here's what I think we should do...”

“Well, that went swimmingly.”

“Back, creature of the night! Leave this place!”

“Buffy, you don't know what you're doing.”

“This demon could be anywhere. If these books are as important as he says, he has good reason to hide. Finding him is going to be extremely difficult.”

“May I say you look... smashing.”

“What can I do? I want to help.”

“Let me guess. He was quiet, kept to himself, but always seemed like a nice young man.”

“Excuse me, can you hear me thinking in here? I could go out into the hall.”

“Gosh, I'm feeling chipper. Who's for a root beer?!”

“Thank you Mr. Trick. That was very thoughtful of you.”

“Well, see you all at graduation. You don't want to miss my commencement address. It's gonna be one heck of a speech.”

“I appreciate you coming. I realize that it is early, for you. But I think you'll agree that this matter is urgent and very delicate.”

“Well, this is very unfortunate. I just had this conference room redecorated for pete's sake... at taxpayer's expense. And oh yeah, they've got my box.”

“Still unhappy? Okee doke. I've got two words that are gonna make all the pain go away- miniature golf.”

“Uh... try to have her home by eleven.”

“Now first, you load up on calcium. Then, find this demon. Kill the heck out of him and bring the books to me.”

“She's not a little girl anymore. [sniff]”

“Faith's a good girl. She can take anything they throw at her. She's gonna be alright. She'll be alright. She'll be alright.”

“This is not orderly. This is not discipline. You're on my campus buddy. When I say I want quiet, I mean...”

“Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner.”

“Woah, Summers, you drive like a spaz.”

“What are you, ghouls? There are no dead students here...this week.”

“These are the moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so you could live them over and over again. You're expelled.”

“This is a glorious day for principals everywhere. No pathetic whining about students' rights. Just a long row of lockers and a man with a key.”

“I'm required to educate every juvenile who's not in jail where she belongs. Welcome back.”

“That Summers girl. I smell trouble. I smell expulsion. And just the faintest aroma of jail.”

“She whuped you good, huh? I can do that. I took Tae Kwon Do at the Y.”

“Good. You go to that thing with the demon and I'll stay here in case the babies, you know, find their way back.”

“Listen, I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if...”

“Anya: Hey, good job. Willow: You too, very irritating.  ”

“What a day. Give me a beer.”

“Have a nice day! Don't get killed.  ”

“Oh, you're still here. That's nice.  ”

“Anya: Xander! You shouldn't be here. There's a troll. Xander: Uh, a big guy? Hammer? I think I noticed him.  ”

“You've never seen a demon.”

“Anya: I wish that Joyce didn't die......because she was nice. And now we all hurt. Xander: Anya, ever the wordsmith. Buffy: Thank you.  ”

“You trusting fool. How do you know the other world is any better than this?”

“I don't understand. I'm pretty, I'm young... I mean... \I{stands up, walks closer} Why didn't you take advantage of me?  ”

“Oh, Spike, look at the wonderful mess you've made. That's a Slayer you've done in. Naughty... wicked... Spike.  ”

“Bless me father for I have sinned.”

“Don't fret kitten, mummy's here.”

“I'm naming all the stars.”

“They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey. Until you came and ripped their throats out.”

“Do it again! Do it again!”

“I'd only dreamed you'd come.”

“Everything in my head is singing.”

“Psst. We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?”

“You've been a very bad daddy.”

“I mean, I'm not running around wind in my hair the hills are alive with the sound of music fine, but...I'm coping.”

“I didn't know what would happen... I didn't know I was gonna fall in love with you.”

“You have no idea what you're dealing with.”

“Have you been working out?”

“I'm doing pretty good actually. Stayed out of mortal danger for three whole weeks. I could get used to it.”

“All right guys, the first thing we're gonna do is...Buffy.”

“He's not Angel anymore. Are you?”

“I just love to see you squirm.”

“Well, you really are an old fashioned boy, aren't you?”

“The curse. If Angel achieved true happiness, even just a moment of... he would lose his soul.”